bag of bones

customer review of bag of bones:

I have been buying bags of human bones for over 22 years now and have always enjoyed that first moment when I rip open the bag and inhale the somber, musky smell of decay and sadness. Unfortunately for me and my neighbors: not so this time. The smell that erupted from the bag was unholy and not unlike curdled dairy or aged cheese… also: when the sun rises, these bones float over my bed as I lay in fear, trembling, and they speak to me by rapidly vibrating the molecules of my own skin.

Other than these two issues, I have enjoyed the BONES1 bag of bones very much.